Hi, I'm George Costanza.
I'm single, bald and unemployed.
And I live with my parents.

Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank god that you know me and have access to my dementia?...

I always look annoyed. When you look annoyed people think you are busy!

i have lived my whole life in shame, why shud i die with dignity?

i am a quitter, my whole family has been....i was born to give up.

i am speechless, absolutely speechless. i have no speech.

For me to ask a woman out, i hav to get into a mental state like the karate guys before they brake the bricks.

I got rejected by a bald woman!
A bald woman rejected me!
A woman with no prospects and no hair, told me I wasn´t HER TYPE!

I've driven a woman to lesbianism before, but never to a mental institution!

I'm disturbed, I'm depressed, I'm inadequate. I've got it all!

Why can't I have a heart attack ? .. I'm allowed ..

I come from a long line of quitters;
My father was a quitter,
My Grandfather was a quitter,
I was raised to give up